Fandom: Twilight
“I thrust faster and faster, riding his joy pole like it is the first day at the fair, I can see the lust and excitement etched on his face, and he can see my fun bags bouncing up and down to the rhythm of our thrusts and they are finally too much, and his holy wand of man juice is called upon to expel its life starting fluid deep into my hearth. (I quietly pray, however, that I took the pill of life denial this morning)”
this post was made for us.
Humble Indie Bundle 5 released!
Arguably the best one yet. If you don’t know about the bundles, it’s pay what you want, DRM free, and you’ll be supporting charity and indie developers at the same time.
Pay more than $1 and unlock Steam codes for all of the games.
Bastion (if you pay more than average), and Amnesia!
^ and the soundtracks!
pirouette-off-the-fucking-handle:
The innovative bed tent that lets you let it all hang out, no matter where you are. A Privacy Pop tent gives you the coverage and privacy that you want, so that you can enjoy a place all your own, even in a dorm room or room shared with other.
College students and siblings who have shared their bedrooms for years are buzzing about this new product that carves out a closed off space just for you.
A Privacy Pop tent is perfect for:
- Keeping bright sun out of your eyes so you can sleep
- Listening to your iPod or reading without bothering anyone else in the room
- The perfect place for studying without being bothered or bothering anyone else
- Ensuring you have privacy from prying eyes
O_O I have to laugh, even if it could be handy indeed…
PLEASE please please please please please please please please
I would have killed for this in college. Literally murdered to have this.
I need this.
I have an unholy need.
Need
IT’S LIKE A FORT FOR GROWN UPS GIMMIE
masturbation tent
(Source: pay-you-well-for-darwins-hide)
Oh Hai Der
